28 Ways You Can Overwhelm People With Massive Waves Of Cringe

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mattstaff
Jun 29, 2018 6:00 PM EDT

Try these out at your own risk. 

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    Text - nhexum 4h scream a lord of the rings soliloquy in my crowded lecture hall and then scamper out of the room to the sound of deafening silence
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    Text - rrrradon 4h Walk into Walmart with a fursuit and start yelling about how I have an IQ of 186
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    Text - got-it-wrong 3h Send this wall of text to every person I can "YOOO THAT'S LIT FAMSQUAD TOTALLY 420 BLAZIN LIKE ME IM BLAZIN HOT YOLO SWAG DABS FOR DAYS, YOUR MOVES ARE WEAK FAM (DABS). THEY'RE SO WEAK THAT WE'RE NO LONGER FAMSQUAD I AM KICKING YOU OUT OF THE FAM SO WE'RE JUST SQUAD NOW (DOUBLE DABS)"
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    Text - AshNazgToRule ThemAll 4h Hack the world's media systems and play a Michael Scott Cringe Compilation 24/7/365
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    Text - freya831 4h I would bite my fork while eating... worst sound ever.
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    Text - nebrepmek 2h Put a snapback hat on an adult male and walk him around in public.
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    Text - Scarbane 5h Reply All to a work email asking a coworker to marry me. Double down by replying all again saying I'm serious.
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    Text - Tech_Food 13m Buy two tickets to different major sporting events. Email the facilities team asking for the best person to talk to about proposals and a proposal cam. Provide your seat numbers for verification and get timing down for go time during the event. Give your ticket away to someone day of. Showtime.
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    Text - Fidel89 1h Im surprised no one has said this. Take some pain meds Take some paper Run the paper between your fingers, toes underneath your nail to get a paper cut while people watch Profit? Bonus if you have a fake eye and run the paper across that
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    White - Thornton To Buffalo 1h Use the word"hubby"
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    White - mrmattwebber 1h Dab frequently...
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    Text - stratford235 1h Make Harambe jokes non-ironically
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    Text - FelixthefakeYT.5h Unironically listen to All Star, Wake Me Up and try to be UltlmaTE EDGE LORD
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    Text - froglegs474 Wear socks with sandals and chew very loud in public while listening to crap rap music to loud for my headphones then proceed to talk very loud with headphones still in.
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    Text - puckbeaverton 1h Constantly wear a smirk, a fedora, a t-shirt that says "no I won't fix your computer" and jorts. You don't really have to do anything.
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    Text - MrFisklt 1h I worked with a woman who thought I'd done such a good job that she stood in front of the entire office at our weekly meeting and told them how great I was to work with. And she delivered this speech as a badly worded poem.
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    Text - Rahabium 4h Do the Harlem Shake in a fedora, and then finish by swinging around a Katana sword.
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    Text - Pm_me_what 2h Lick windows on public transit.
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    Text - creamy_chipotle 4h Go into a random public crowd and just start screaming as loud as I can.
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    Text - The_Adventurist 54m I'm a 65 year old sugar daddy with a 21 year old sugar baby. I take her to a basketball game. Beforehand, I arrange for the kiss cam to focus and my daughter date. When it does, I point behind her to reveal Logan Paul, who I've hired to help me propose to her through a rap that he wrote. He acts like himself. I shakily get down on one knee and open the ring box. She shakes her head violently and runs away.
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    Text - lordoftime 2h Talk to people in adjacent stalls in the restroom.
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    Text - DANGEROUS-jim 2h I would film social experiments and upload them to YouTube
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    Text - No1DeadFan 2h Chewing Tin-Foil... slowly.... with my mouth open.... and a crazed smile across my face.
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    Text - Erotic_FriendFiction 2h Asterisk role play.
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    Text - Isunova 1h I'd take my mom to the club and have her be my wingman, all whilst wearing an anime t-shirt and cargo shorts.
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    Text - rose_esor 1h Book the yodeling boy at Coachella. Brilliant.
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    Text - gingerale333 2h Use vague statements directed at specific people regularly on Facebook
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    Text - ImTalkingGibberish 2h Wear a free hugs tshirt
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